March 2012
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mortson:
neeyo hoy menyoy
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WatchThis is my friend David dancing. I pinky promised him I wouldn’t post this so I’m an asshole.
February 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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sealegslegssea:
Tobias!
Literally, and I mean literal in the most literal sense of the word had me in tears the first time I saw it
here he comes. here comes john wayne. i’m not gonna cry about my pa! i’m gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. why, michael? so you can fly away from your feelings? you can keep them bottled up, michael, but they will come out....
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“SARAH! COME ADMIRE MY MEATLOAF!”
– my mom
Forever alone..
bloodbones-:
So I’m I’m statistics talking to my friends about how I’m the only one in our group without a date to prom and showing them my dress when all of a sudden our pretty attractive guy friend turns around and looks at me like he’s contemplating something. Then he smiles, gets up and walks over to me. Of course I automatically think he’s about to ask me to be his date. I sit there...
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Saint Simon- The Shins
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man, i love cats.
how the fuck could someone hate a cat.
mazeltov is sprawled across my chest right now, just chilling.
she don’t give a fuq.
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seattle just sounds surreal.
IT IS TOO PERFECT.
watch the world end before i get to live there.
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laying spread eagle on my bed with swedish fish on my chest and grabbing them with my tongue.
new low.
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man, uteruses are so great AM I RIGHT
